A KAMASUTRA LESSONS

 KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
women herself offers the other one. And that was
the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's
upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini,
Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no
one helps you once you're screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got screwed to achieve it.

5. What is the difference between frustration and
satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard
for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her husband's dick hard,
not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch
her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of
them come and touch the man's Penis and say
"Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result matters..

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  1. FehintyFriday, November 21, 2014 3:54:00 PM

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  2. Alloy ChikezieFriday, November 21, 2014 3:59:00 PM

    Yes dear! I do have a blog but I don't really make any noise about it, because I am not really into blogging for now, so I don't make any noise about it. I sure will pay a visit to your blog.

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  3. UnknownFriday, December 12, 2014 7:45:00 AM

    Nice1

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  4. UnknownFriday, December 12, 2014 7:46:00 AM

    Nice1

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  7. Alloy ChikezieSunday, December 21, 2014 12:27:00 PM

    Nice.

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  8. UnknownFriday, April 17, 2015 2:39:00 AM

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  9. Alloy ChikezieSaturday, April 18, 2015 11:55:00 PM

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